‘Angry Uncle Bob BLASTS Racist White South Africans!’

Veteran Zimbabwe Leader, President, Robert Mugabe has reportedly  BLASTED White Racists.

The viviparous soon to be 92-year-old who is fondly known as Uncle Bob, has once again blasted whites and in particular the racists if a message circulating on social media is anything to go by.

The message which has gone viral on South Africa social networks contains a reply that Uncle Bob supposedly fired at white racist Penny Sparrow who called black South Africans monkeys in a Facebook post she published early this year.

In the yet to be verified message, the geriatric was of the view that he really doesn’t care about white people discriminating, undermining and disrespecting black people as long as he still  uses white toilet paper to wipe his black butt.

The purported speech goes:“Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres.
Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and white for peace.
Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to funerals.
Racism will never end as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted.
Even when playing snooker, you haven’t won until you’ve sunk the black ball, and the white ball  must always remain on the table.
But I don’t care, as long as I’m still using white toilet paper to wipe my black butt , I’m fine!!” Mugabe said..

Reached for a comment, Zimbabwean Authorities promised to get back to us but a quick internet search has revealed that the message has been on the web for a while now and even though it is mostly accredited to Mugabe as far back as 2014, there is no clear source of its origin or author.