SA Cops wants D’Banj over head he got on stage at Kong Nightclub
The South African Police(SAPS) are currently investigating Nigerian Superstar, D’banj for an indecent s_exual act he had on stage with a South African girl while performing at Kong Night Club in Rosebank Johannesburg.
The SAPS are keen to have an audience with the Koko Master after pictures of the indecent act went viral on social media a couple of days ago. They are breathing fire and have invited him to Johannesburg for questioning.
The pictures which circulated showed one of his female fans seemingly licking the muso’s bedroom ‘sausage’, an act the new generation colloquially calls ‘head’.
Rosebank police spokesperson Sergeant Bongi Mdletshe told iMzansi Satire that D’banj and his female fan’s antics constitute a criminal offense. “We heard the news a week ago and we have decided to investigate the matter. We have found it necessary to invite the musician to answer some questions and if found guilty, then the law takes its will take its course. We can not allow these guys come to our country and whip out their willies willy nilly”, Sergeant Bongi Mdletshe rhythmically stated.
He added, “D Bonj or D Bank, whatever they call him there, has a case to answer in the Republic, we are a sovereign country not tjatjarak banana republic. Bring back decency in Mzansi”, Sergeant Bongi Mdletshe fumed, clearly showcasing why he is the police spokesperson. His sentence construction technique is admirable.
Efforts to get a comment from the ‘Oliver Twist’ crooner hit a brick wall at the time of writing this satirical piece.
But an insider from D’Banj’s camp told us that the star is vehemently denying the allegations and will this week travel to South Africa to clear up the air.
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